A woman never takes off her t-shirt by grasping it at the back, a man with just pull it off from the back.

A woman often reels the locks of her hair be it long or short through her fingers or tickles her cheek with the brush ends of her hair. But a man will rarely do such a thing with his hair, and most times the man will not have any hair to do it with.

A woman will never understand why football players when they are standing in a row tend to make funny shapes with the palms of the hand. That's why a woman doesn't wince when a man in a movie gets a kick in the groin with a boot.

A woman doesn't bite a cigarette with her teeth. And a lady doesn't leave it in her mouth but keeps it in her hand. A man will tend to leave it in his mouth even when talking.

While yawning a woman covers her mouth with her hand, but never with her fist, as a man will do.

After a bath a lady no matter whether she has long or short hair and even if she has her hair tied up, will try to make the towel into a shape that resembles a turban covering her hair for at least a minute or two. A man will just rub his hair with the towel if he has any.

The reasons of that origin are still unknown to man.

Lifting her arm in order to throw something a woman will always throw it under arm.

That's why ladies are never sent to throw hand grenades to blow the tanks up. A man with throw it over arm.

The ladies are very fond of tree blossom that tend to leave a lot of very colour full rubbish all over the ground. They call it a composition of arid flowers. And the man will have the job to clear it all up.

While shaking a hand a girl hardly moves her hand. A man will shake it hard when meeting another man, but the man will be a little firm but very gentle when meeting a lady.

Looking back when she is called a lady usually turns her head only. A man turns with all the body as he has a less flexible neck.

The girls are normally afraid of spiders, worms and mice. Girls also dislike caterpillars even the most beautiful ones. Men are brave and not frightened of anything so they tell the girls.

The vast majority of women think that it is harmful to wash her face with normal soap. If you want to know what they use, just look in the bathroom. Ask a man what he uses soap is the answer.

While having sex, a woman is thinking whether she looks attractive. Ask the man what he is thinking about and he would be in trouble if he told the woman.

When showing the hands the man simply shows the palm. The ladies stretch the hands with the palms down in order to demonstrate a well-made manicure and the size of her ring's.

Woman open bottles of the beer with a bottle-opener. The macho men with use his teeth.

Woman don't like it when her arm is free. That's why she always has a bag with her to hold. If she doesn't have a bag she will always be carrying her gloves, a book or flowers. Men always like to have his arms free Rising and descending a mountain a girl tries to do this sideways, while a man will simply come down legs first.

To examine her heel a girl prefers to look backwards and lift her foot, whereas a boy prefers to look forward and lift up his foot.

To her genitals a woman remains pretty calm, they hardly know each other. A woman doesn't speak to them, doesn't give them nicknames and doesn't take offence at them. But a man will give his a name.

On heated pebbles or sand a girl is walking on toes while a boy is treading on his heals.

While sitting down a lady tends to bend her knees or simply puts them together. That's why when you sit in a bus or train you have more room when sitting next to a lady.

While stretching himself a man puts his hand up whereas a woman will tend to bend her elbows.

A belt of the dressing gown is tied above the navel by a girl and under by a boy.

If the zip of the trousers is undone in the street a lady will have a cool attitude to such a little thing and will calmly do it up, a man with find a very private area before he will do it up.

A woman will close her ears with the fingers but a man with use his palms. When you ask a lady to pass you a lighter she will do this and won't check your reaction and skills.

While dressing a girl will put on a shirt first and then her trousers. A boy will do the opposite thing.

A lady will put on her gloves before going out. A man will go out first then put on his gloves.

Lifting a hard object a woman will try to carry it on one side whereas a man will carry the load in front of himself.

A woman prefers to have coins and currency in one place. as a woman rarely have pockets. A mans pocket will be full of currency.

When a lady is punching with her fist she puts her thumb in front. A man with put the thumb inside his first fist.

While sitting a girl has a habit of folding her leg under herself. A man will never do such a thing.

To squeeze wet washing a woman will do it with her palms up a man palms down.

After sex a woman doesn't want to sleep but to kiss and talk. A man wants to sleep... :)